Guert
ABOUT GUERT

Brandon Guertner

Guert and Max
ACCOMPLISHMENTS

• 1984: Used an Apple IIC
• 1986: Learned how to surf
• 1989: Started playing the Triple-Toms
• 1993: Marched Quads with The Blue Knights
• 1995: Created the first animated saguaro gif
• 1997: Moved to Silicon Valley
• 2000: Worked for a dotcom startup called Startups.com
• 2003: Installed a dimmer switch in the kitchen
• 2006: Designed my first Zazzle T-shirt
• 2009: Built a wooden bridge
• 2012: Became semi-Vine famous
• 2014: DCI Quads Brand Ambassador
• 2016: Got a Golden Retriever
• 2018: Learned that less is more
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